Oh Shit! Bacon.

16th May 2012 | 58,377 notes

Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.

16th May 2012 | 505 notes

likeastairmaster:

if this isn’t at the end of TASM, I will probably cry

oh my god CAN YOU IMAGINE

cap acting like his ~responsible older brother~ tony being all ~LOOK THOSE WEBSHOOTERS ARE A GREAT START BUT I THINK YOU ALSO NEED SOME LASERS OR SOME SHIT~ hulk being all ~HULK SORRY HE SMASH SPIDER THAT ONE TIME HULK NOT MEAN TO HURT PETER’S FAMILY~ natasha being all ~LET’S WORK ON YOUR HAND TO HAND SHALL WE~ and then just knocking him on his ass for a few hours and hawkeye hitchin’ a ride on the web express every time he can meanwhile pepper and gwen get together for tea every thursday and mostly just rub their temples a lot

(via bloodydifficult)

everybodyswatchingforthefallout:

caitikoi:

thereichenbachfinn:

heathyr:

taylorisawizard:

Harvard Baseball Team | “Call Me Maybe”

OH MY GOD

#THEY LOOK SO SERIOUS

~~The guy in the middle back looked like he was having fun.~~ This is amazing.

I fucking screamed when the last guy popped up. He’s was seriously the greatest with with faces.

See now that deserves an award! lol

I kept waiting for the guy in the back to ‘Wake up’ but i guess he was really asleep…

or dead.

(via mrsjamespotter)

16th May 2012 | 19,525 notes

period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.